4-19 Biology

Mr. Hana: Peacocks with a lot of tail get a lot of t***. ;>)

5-16. Biology

We are going over the problem in the test which is estimating the height of the room.
Mr. Hana: *hits ceiling with meter stick*
KiKi: Yeah! i bet the physics people love that.
JoJo: Nah, you're just hitting the tiles. Bang on the metal part.
Mr. Hana: *bangs on metal frame*
Me: We should spend half a class banging on the ceiling with meter sticks!
Mr. Hana: It's a new lab we're doing!
JoJo: It's called "Annoy the physics people lab."

later...
JoJo's desk pooped Avery's old bio book.

5-15. Biology

Mr. Hana: *going over heredity pre-test* So how many chromosomes are in a human gamete? Well, it should be half of your first answer.
Cody: It should be a multiple of one.
*whole class laughs heartily*
JoJo: We are such math nerds that we find this hilarious.

5-5. Geometry

Mrs. Petr: I have many balls we can measure. I know the inuendo that goes along with playing with balls is very funny to 15-year-olds and 30-year-olds like myself.

5-2. History

Tia: My kid is gonna be named "Adolf Husain Osama."

4-28. Biology

We were talking about cooked Jerome (in the movie Gattaca.)
JoJo: "*opens door* Oh look, the chicken's done!"
Me: Tastes like Jerome!

4-28. History

Kate: My cousin had one of those dolls that talks, and she never changed the batteries so it was like *in scratchy voice* "Goo-goo- ga-ga." *normal voice* So we set it up in the dark for my brother and it was like *scratchy voice* "I'm hungry, mommy."

4-26. English

We are watching Romeo and Juliet (the version with Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes.) Mercutio jumps out of his car wearing a miniskirt, belly-tank, white curly wig and platform heels. He flips out at Romeo to forget Rosaline. Like FLIPS OUT.
JoJo: Is he okay?
Me: He's wearaing women's clothing anf freaking out. I don't think he's okay.

4-7-11. History

Mrs. HayP: Knights didn't say "like." *in manly voice* Oh my lady, may I help you across this puddle? Like?

4-5-11. Health

Brenna: Have you seen "The Invention of Lying"? This woman comes into a meeting late and says "Sorry I'm late. I had the biggest crap of my life."

4-4-11. Biology

Mr. Hana: The hydrolytic enzymes go "nom nom nom!!!" to the RNA.
Me: It sounds like Cookie Monster! I like Cookie Monster.
Mr. Hana: *in Cookie Monster voice* MMM!!! Nom nom! RNA! Nom nom nom!!!

Later... *Lights go off for a movie and it's really dark*
Me: I feel like Mukesh!

3-30-11. Study hall

Brenna: Isn't it funny how two boys (Brad and Keegan) are fighting over my makeup bag?

3-30-11. Biology

*Mr. Hana does a dolphin impression, and then a wookie.*
Mr. Hana: You know, wookies! In StarWars! Chewbaca!
Later...
Mr. Hana: THE MOTH!!! Does anyone know what the tongue-thing is called?
Me: A proboscus!
Michaela: How do you know that?!
Mr. Hana: She's just kind of a geek.

3-9-11. History

Tia: I thought a disciple was the inside of a pineapple!

3-2-11. Biology AGAIN... :>)

JaKayla: How do we know we were born? Like were we hatched from dinosaur eggs? Michaela: No, we were hatched from mermaid eggs!

3-2-11. Biology

Mr. Hana: *writes on board 'genome ---> G-gnome'* We are talking about the human genome, not G-gnome, the Gangsta gnome. Later... *writes on board 'biology cverlocx'* What's the difference? *pause* One makes sense! *mumbles from class* What, you don't know what your cverlocx is?

3-2-11. History

Mrs. HayP: Did youknnow I used to think it was "Quakers' meeting has begun. No more laughing, no more fun. If you show your teeth or tongue you'll have to pay a porpoise."

2-14-11. History

Mrs. HayP: What are some American folklore? Me: Paul Bunyan! Tia: Chewbaca!

1-31-11. Biology

Mr. Hana: Isabella is my mom's only grandchild. I have a sister but she is evil and no one will reproduce with her.

1-31-11. French

Mrs. Dres: my sister-in-law never says "sit." She always says "set" and it drives me crazy. "Set down." *in high voice* "I'm going to France for my 40th! When I have a baby my diaper bag will be Gucci! I run marathons in stilettos!"

1-24-11. Chorus

Dr. Nick: That's a fermata. It looks like a suspicious eye or a raisin jumping rope.

1-20-11. Biology

I keep answering questions right when no one else knows the answer! Eeep! Mr. Hana said I'm "on a roll" and I should "teach the class." heeeheeehee

1-13-11. Biology

JoJo: *drinks my water* I tasted your chapstick. Me: Well, that could've been Rosalyn's chapstick, too. Ooooh that came out wrong...

1-6-11. Biology

Mr. Hana: We should record me drawing my Christmas tree of cellular respiration and put it on youtube!
Cody: And call it 'Not Dr. Fink.'
Me: *to JoJo* No. Call it Dr. Lester's cellular respiration. Dr. Mo Lester.
Later... EZYMES!!! Oh, the loveliness of Dr. Art.
Singing purposely off-key.

1-6-11. History

Lonnie: My crazy uncle is convinced that Hitler lives in a beach house in Miami.

1-3-11. Lunch

Nick walks over with his banjo. He touches JoJo's head with one of the strings. Nick: I'm touching you with my g-string.

1-3-11. History

Tia: My brother gained like 30 pounds when he went to college. He has thunder thighs. Ms. HayP: All they eat is Ramen. Tia: Yeah, When he comes home, all he does is eat, sleep and poop. Ms. HayP: At least he poops, becuase if he didn't, that could be a problem.

12-16-10. Biology

Mr. Hana: It's a dam! Kiki: Where are the sticks and the beavers?

12-15-10. Biology

We were talking about the organization called SETI (search for extraterrestrial intelligence.) It has a program you can download on your computer to help it look for E.T.s while your computer is idle.
Me: Brad Meader just found an alien! Wait! He IS the alien!
JoJo: He just looked in the mirror!

12-13-10. Biology

Mr. Hana: There is a bond between the two carbons. What made that bond?
Me: *in weird voice* Loooove.
Mr. Hana: Uh, no.

12-9-10. Biology

*all spoken in high-pitched voices* Me: JoJo! My water is fat-free! JoJo: Oh that's why it tastes so good! I usually get fat water. May I have some diet water, please? We have laugh attacks the rest of the class.

12-9-10. Biology

Mr. Hana: *writing on board* 'ATP- adenosine triphosphante.' Me: Is 'phosphate' supposed to have an 'n' in it? Mr. Hana: Phosphante!* *foss-font-ay later... Mr. Hana: What is this? JoJo: Mitochondria! Cody: *in British accent* The mighty mitochondria.

12-2-10. Geometry

Mrs. Petr tells us how she used to paint houses when she was in college. She told us how once she had a rag with paint thinner on it and she put it in her pocket. The hot sun reacted with the paint thinner , and it heated up and seriously burned her butt. She said "So kids, don't paint a house with paint thinner on your butt."