How nerdy kids haze each other

Sam: Adrielle, you are such a nucleus!
Me: Well you are a ribosome!
Sam: Eww.... Your cytoplasm is so nasty.
Me: How dare you leave you chloroplasts everywhere; that's disgusting!
Sam: Well, your mitochondria are worse.
Me: You suck the lysosome out of me.

11-8-10 Biology class

We were watching an NG movie about Antarctica. (in the intro before the movie starts)
Sam: *sees something* Llama!
Me: Actually, it's a guanaco*!
later...
In the video the penguins were calling for their mates.
Cody: It sounds like a weed-whacker!
later...
The penguin chicks were hatching.
Cody: I pictured them being British...I don't know why.
later...
In the video a diver-guy with a camera was filming a leopard seal. It had a dead penguin it its mouth and it was waving it at the camera. Then it went to the water's surface and chucked the penguin in the air like a squeaky toy. Everyone said 'awww' or 'ohhhh' or something like that. I started laughing. I mean, the penguin was flying, it was like 'Woooo!'
later...
Mr. Hana: So why can't we bring some leopard seals down here to Maine as a sort of vacation?
Sam: Because it would be like throwing a baby into a desert!
Me: Sizzle.

*guanaco: wuh-NAW-coh. In the llama family. Lives in the Fertile Crescent in India.

11-5-10 Study Hall

Keegan: *reaches up the ankle of my jeans* "I got in your pants."

11-4-10 Biology class

'Sweet Home Apparatus: the ultimate golgi music video' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnKVRT1q0bA First, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av2e Then this one! SO FUNNY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZaiB9jYCxI

11-4-10 History

We hear Mr. Small yell (because of enthusiasm) something at his class in the room next to us. Mrs. HayP says "Did you just say 'creative cleavage'? I have freshmen in here who don't need to hear that."

11-4-10 Geometry class

Mrs. Petr: What is a regular quadrilateral?
Brenna: A square.
Mrs. Petr: Yup! It was funny; once a math teacher invited me over to her house and she said "Be there or be a regular quadrilateral!"

11-3-10 History class

Tia was complaining about Hunter's grandmother. She said "I want to hunt her down and shove a stick up her butt!!!"

11-3-10 Geometry class

We had a sub today, and his name was Mr. Mailhot. Hotmail!!!!!

11-2-10 Biology class

Me: Hold on to your nucleus, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

11-2-10 Health class

We were outside on a 'health walk.' Today is voting dayso there were politicians standing at the entrance near the gym at our highschool. Matt and I made a pinky-promise that we would sneeze on our hands and then shake the hand of one of the people when we went back inside after our walk. When we approached the door, Matt instead decided to lick his hand, so I did too. Then we shook the hand of this guy who was very enthusiatic. "Future voters!" he said.
heh heh heh...

10-28-10 Biology class

*sung*
I throw my bio in the air sometimes
Singin' "ay-oh
So not glyco*!"

*glyco: sweet

later...
JoJo makes an observation that the chocolate we are observing can be drawn with. I draw a smiley with a tongue on my napkin and show it to the class as an example. I turn around to tell Sam something and see that Dillon is drawing a picture of car on his napkin. :P

10-80-10 Homeroom

*Chris Frost over the intercom* "Teachers please read announcements, stay away from the fog monsters and have a nice day." THE FOG MONSTERS ARE COMING TO GET YOU.

10-28-10 Geometry class

Check out my teacher's beautiful spelling (she was writing on the white board.)
Eeach
shadded
polgson
Reminds me oddly of Mrs. Suthrlnd...
Later in class...
Mrs. Petr: I can make this polygon irregular. It doesn't mean that it has trouble with its bowel movements; it's just weird-shaped.