Random Stuff I Remember About Cells

Okay, so in Biology we are starting to learn about cells. The student teacher had us pair up and create a list of stuff about cells. Here is the list JoJo and I made.
-eukaryotes have a nucleus and prokaryotes don't
-cell have mitochondria
-rough ER!
-nucleus contains DNA and RNA! GENETIC STUFF!
-cells don't have body piercings unless they are rebel skin-cells.
-cells come in many different types -cells come from other cells
-cells contain tu madre and ta mere -the wheels on the cell go round and round!
-cells have a central vacuole
-cells don't ingest tootsie pops
-cells have an inner cell wall
-cells don't blush because they even their skin tone by using BareMinerals.
-cells can be most extremely seductive

10-27-10 Biology class

(me speaking to JoJo) I Found Barbara! (her famous curl) She is so boingy! She even has a little dangling thingy like the ones on lamps that you pull to turn them on! JoJo: *finger-on-nose*

10-27-10 French class

Mrs. Brwn: When I was teaching teaching French history I was talking about this guy named Saint Denis and if you don't write the 'D' correctly it comes out looking like "Saint ____." fill in the blank.

10-27-10 Health class

Guest speaker: Carbon monoxide can come from cars and trucks.
Me: So JoJo, you can't keep your car in your kitchen.
JoJo: Aw darn. But where else am I gonna put it?

10-27-10 History class

Mrs. HayP: Do you know what the capital of Dijbouti* is?
Me: It's Shake!
Mrs. HayP: Yes it is. The capital of Dijibouti is Shake.

*pronounciation: (soft g) gih-booty

10-27-10 Geometry

I look at my corrected test, and see that I got a super-awesome bat (the animal) sticker on the fornt for getting 103%. I said to Mrs. Petr "I love the super-awesome bat sticker!"
Mrs. Petr: You are the only person in all three of my geometry classes who got a sticker.
YAY!!! I feel smart!!!

10-27-10 before my first class

*lights shut off in the guacomole pod* Me: What dee heck? JoJo: I can make the lights come back on! Poof! *lights come back on* Me: Wicked! I mean really, what are the odds of her saying 'poof'' and the lights coming back at the same second? I love strange coinkeedinks.

10-23-10 rally at Mechuwana

Bree *looks at my watch* It's 12:02.
Me: What? It's hobo time?
JoJo: Clean your ears!

10-22-10 Homeroom

D-Shane (over loudspeaker): We gotta cheer for our sports teams this weekend! So, I'm gonna start a pep rally! Yep, right over the intercom! Homeroom teachers, open up your doors! Now everyone, gather at your door and yell "EA-GLES! EA-GLES! EA-GLES!"

fail.

10-21-10 Biology class

Mr. Hana: When you put two monosaccharides together, you get a disaccharide. It's like "Die, saccharide!"
Later in bio...
Mr. Hana is explaining that shape affects the functions of proteins. He was using a wad of tape as an example. When he was done, he gave the wad to Brad. Brad stuck it on his chest. Brad found his third boob!

10-20-10 History class

We were looking at Michaelangelo's Statue of David. Next we looked at Dontello's statue of David. This David is wearing a funny hhat and is standing on Goliath's head while impailing it with a sword. Mrs. HayP says "He's like "Ha! I'm standing on a giant's head while wearing an Easter bonnet!""

10-19-10 in the halls after school

Sam, JoJo and I are walking in the halls towards the stairs of death. I make a random, loud cackling noise. Then some junior girl walks around the corner, laughing. She says "I heard that!" Heh. Yeah. I'm perfectly sane. ;>)

10-19-10 English class

We are given literature books today. I open mine, and write in the spaces that say who the book was loaned to. First I wrote 'Tim the Enchanter.' Then 'The Black Knight.' Yep.

10-18-10 French class

Mrs. Drek has me stand up. She's teaching us about using 'c'est' and 'il/elle est' correctly. She says: "C'est Charlotte.* Elle est belle."
That makes me happy.

*Charlotte is my French class name.

10-18-10 History class

Kate: I was in Massachusetts for a game, and I was talking to some other kids. They thought that in Maine we chuck potatoes at eachother for fun.

10-14-10 Biology (again)

Mr. Hana: Sam! What is a kingdom? Sam: Uh, Disney!

10-14-10 Biology class

We were discussing the discovering of species. Mr. Hana told us that new species are found every day. I said: "So I could discover a new bug and call it a cow bug?"
Mr. Hana: "You could call it that, but you would have to make a species name.
Me: "Cowbuggyi?"*
Mr. Hana: "Sure! Make it sound all Latin-y and scientific."

*cowbuggyi: pronounciation: cow-bugg-ee-eye

10-14-10 Geometry class

*announcements goes over loud speakers* Mrs. Petr says "Now she says stuff twice on the announcements. I wonder if she does that at home. "Can you please pass the salt can you please pass the salt?" I wonder about these things. Later in class... Mrs. Petr: "Did you know that German is a lot like English? Like 'swimming pool' is 'shwimmen pool.' It's like English all squished together!"

10-8-10. Health class

Sub teacher: *doing attendance* Matt?
Matt: Here.
S T: That was a girl's voice. Matt?

Poor Matt. We die laughing.

10-7-10. History class

Me: Sam, stop tossing your cookies! Sam: I'm worshipping the porcelain god.

10-6-10. Study Hall

Sam: I didn't wear a bra today. Me: You just let them flap? Sam: Yeah! *does a schmexiiii schmalstonnnn*

10-5-10. Biology class

Kiki: So photoreceptors are only in our eyes? Mr. Hana: Yep. Me: So I can't see with my fingernails? *motions as if going to reach up my shirt*

10-5-10. right before Homeroom

Me: Avery lives inn Averyland. Nick: Yeah, or AVeryville. No, AveryTopia! Me: Perfect!

10-4-10. Geometry class

Jakayla: Mrs. Petr, you wrote 'angle' instead of 'degrees.' Mrs. Petr: Sorry, I'm on coke.

9-30-10. Biology class

Mr. Hana was talking about the whole, "fight, flight, or freeze" thingy. He used a research paper as an example. He was saying how you procrastinate (freeze) because the paper is a threat. So I pick up my brain chart and I make it advance threateningly towards JoJo. We both die of laughter.

9-30-10. Geometry class

Mrs. Petr: "Parallel lines are either on top of each other or never touching." Me: *finger-on-nose*

9-28-10. Homeroom

Sam is listed as a nominee on the ballot for homecoming king. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

9-24-10. Study Hall

Keegan: "I can move my man pecs! See! It's awesome! (moves pecs to techno theme) Doo, doo, doodoodoo doo-doo, doo, doo! doodoodoo doo-doo! (etc.) I spent like four hours last night doing it in the mirror."

9-22-10. Geometry class

Brenna and I were the only ones who got problemn 4 correct on the homework. OH YEAH!

9-21-10. Biology class

Mr. Hana: "Plants can communicate with each other. A tobacco plant will give off fumes that attract caterpillar-eating wasps when it is being eaten. The nearby plants will notice the fumes, and the plants will be like "Hey! Steve's screaming!" and they will give off the fumes too."

9-17-10. Study Hall

www.kyah.com blocked for the CIA

9-17-10. English class

My group was officially frustrated with the myhtology book and the 'context questions.' For one of the sentences, we were to use 'context clues' to find the definition of a colossus. We get so frustrated and John says "Edith Hamilton should be eaten by a colossus." Yesssss she should. Except we find out later that a colossus is a statue. Darn.

9-16-10. History class

I put my mardi gras beads around Sam's neck. Mrs. HayP says "Sam, you didn't just flash Adrielle to get those beads, did you?" Sam and I die of laughter. :P

9-15-10. Concert Choir class

Today in concert choir we listened to a horrible middle-school band. They were doing that classic 'dun, dun, dun-dun, DUN DUN!' dramatic sequence often found in movies (I think it have originnated fom starwars.) Oh my grpaes, it was absolutley horiffic! Everyone was completely off-key, and a lot of the instruments squeaked and screeched. It was soooo funny that I laughed my butt off, and I had a really hard time stopping my laughter even after class was over. IT WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS! I luaghed so hard I cried!