11-30-10 Biology class

In bio we were discussing common misconceptions. We had a quiz on some common misconceptions. One of them was that lemmings commit mass suicide when there is not enough food. Now I know you are thinking "What the *beep* is a lemming?" Google it. Most of the class didn't know what lemmings were, let alone know the answer. So I said it wsas false. Mr. Hana told the class about that old Disney movie 'White Wilderness' where they say this is true. It's not. ANYWAYS Mr. Hana showed us some photos of lemmings. Mr. Hana: *in falsetto* Awww look at the cute little lemming! Me: Lemming merengue pie! Mr. Hana: Lemming merengue pie? Ew. (the class all goes "ewwww!") Mr. Hana: It was her, not me.

11-29-10 Biology class

We are sitting in honors bio and we hear someone singing very badly and loudly. It was ROFL. Mr. Hana: We are being serenaded!
JoJo: Who wants to bet it's Logan?

11-18-10 History class

Okay, I LOVE history class, or at least what happens in it. So we were talking about Buddhism and how they believe we must rid ourselves of earthly desires.
Mrs. HayP: We have earthly desires because we are human. We are a feeling people.
*Sams feels my arm*
Mrs. HayP: And now Sam is feeling Adrielle. I knew someone would do that.
Sam: I like to pet her!

11-17-10 History class

We are sitting in class, minding our own business when we hear yelling from the politics class next door. Mrs. HayP decides to go check on them. She comes back in and tells us simply "They were yelling at each other with communist threats."

11-12-10 Study hall

Okay, before I commence with the funny story, I must tell you the backstory to it. In our highschool, the juniors and freshmen have lockers on the same floor. Right near JoJo's locker a really witchy junior resides in her metal compartment of evilness. So, it was the second day of school and I wasn't aware of where the junior's locker was, and when I was waiting for JoJo to get her stuff, I was unintentionally standing in front of the junior's locker. She approached me and said something really rude. Also, she dresses like a tramp. Thus, I named her "The Junior from Hell."
ON WITH THE STORY...
Study hall...
JoJo: You'll be so proud of me!
Me: Why?
JoJo: I hit the Junior from Hell in the head with my locker!
Me: Sweet!

11-10-10 French class

This just something that made me smile. So, in French class we got back our Unit 1 tests. I got a 99. (YAY!!!) Mrs. Drek says to me "Adrielle, you are a French machine."
Awwwwww........ :>)

How nerdy kids haze each other

Sam: Adrielle, you are such a nucleus!
Me: Well you are a ribosome!
Sam: Eww.... Your cytoplasm is so nasty.
Me: How dare you leave you chloroplasts everywhere; that's disgusting!
Sam: Well, your mitochondria are worse.
Me: You suck the lysosome out of me.

11-8-10 Biology class

We were watching an NG movie about Antarctica. (in the intro before the movie starts)
Sam: *sees something* Llama!
Me: Actually, it's a guanaco*!
later...
In the video the penguins were calling for their mates.
Cody: It sounds like a weed-whacker!
later...
The penguin chicks were hatching.
Cody: I pictured them being British...I don't know why.
later...
In the video a diver-guy with a camera was filming a leopard seal. It had a dead penguin it its mouth and it was waving it at the camera. Then it went to the water's surface and chucked the penguin in the air like a squeaky toy. Everyone said 'awww' or 'ohhhh' or something like that. I started laughing. I mean, the penguin was flying, it was like 'Woooo!'
later...
Mr. Hana: So why can't we bring some leopard seals down here to Maine as a sort of vacation?
Sam: Because it would be like throwing a baby into a desert!
Me: Sizzle.

*guanaco: wuh-NAW-coh. In the llama family. Lives in the Fertile Crescent in India.

11-5-10 Study Hall

Keegan: *reaches up the ankle of my jeans* "I got in your pants."

11-4-10 Biology class

'Sweet Home Apparatus: the ultimate golgi music video' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnKVRT1q0bA First, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av2e Then this one! SO FUNNY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZaiB9jYCxI

11-4-10 History

We hear Mr. Small yell (because of enthusiasm) something at his class in the room next to us. Mrs. HayP says "Did you just say 'creative cleavage'? I have freshmen in here who don't need to hear that."

11-4-10 Geometry class

Mrs. Petr: What is a regular quadrilateral?
Brenna: A square.
Mrs. Petr: Yup! It was funny; once a math teacher invited me over to her house and she said "Be there or be a regular quadrilateral!"

11-3-10 History class

Tia was complaining about Hunter's grandmother. She said "I want to hunt her down and shove a stick up her butt!!!"

11-3-10 Geometry class

We had a sub today, and his name was Mr. Mailhot. Hotmail!!!!!

11-2-10 Biology class

Me: Hold on to your nucleus, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

11-2-10 Health class

We were outside on a 'health walk.' Today is voting dayso there were politicians standing at the entrance near the gym at our highschool. Matt and I made a pinky-promise that we would sneeze on our hands and then shake the hand of one of the people when we went back inside after our walk. When we approached the door, Matt instead decided to lick his hand, so I did too. Then we shook the hand of this guy who was very enthusiatic. "Future voters!" he said.
heh heh heh...

10-28-10 Biology class

*sung*
I throw my bio in the air sometimes
Singin' "ay-oh
So not glyco*!"

*glyco: sweet

later...
JoJo makes an observation that the chocolate we are observing can be drawn with. I draw a smiley with a tongue on my napkin and show it to the class as an example. I turn around to tell Sam something and see that Dillon is drawing a picture of car on his napkin. :P

10-80-10 Homeroom

*Chris Frost over the intercom* "Teachers please read announcements, stay away from the fog monsters and have a nice day." THE FOG MONSTERS ARE COMING TO GET YOU.

10-28-10 Geometry class

Check out my teacher's beautiful spelling (she was writing on the white board.)
Eeach
shadded
polgson
Reminds me oddly of Mrs. Suthrlnd...
Later in class...
Mrs. Petr: I can make this polygon irregular. It doesn't mean that it has trouble with its bowel movements; it's just weird-shaped.

Random Stuff I Remember About Cells

Okay, so in Biology we are starting to learn about cells. The student teacher had us pair up and create a list of stuff about cells. Here is the list JoJo and I made.
-eukaryotes have a nucleus and prokaryotes don't
-cell have mitochondria
-rough ER!
-nucleus contains DNA and RNA! GENETIC STUFF!
-cells don't have body piercings unless they are rebel skin-cells.
-cells come in many different types -cells come from other cells
-cells contain tu madre and ta mere -the wheels on the cell go round and round!
-cells have a central vacuole
-cells don't ingest tootsie pops
-cells have an inner cell wall
-cells don't blush because they even their skin tone by using BareMinerals.
-cells can be most extremely seductive

10-27-10 Biology class

(me speaking to JoJo) I Found Barbara! (her famous curl) She is so boingy! She even has a little dangling thingy like the ones on lamps that you pull to turn them on! JoJo: *finger-on-nose*

10-27-10 French class

Mrs. Brwn: When I was teaching teaching French history I was talking about this guy named Saint Denis and if you don't write the 'D' correctly it comes out looking like "Saint ____." fill in the blank.

10-27-10 Health class

Guest speaker: Carbon monoxide can come from cars and trucks.
Me: So JoJo, you can't keep your car in your kitchen.
JoJo: Aw darn. But where else am I gonna put it?

10-27-10 History class

Mrs. HayP: Do you know what the capital of Dijbouti* is?
Me: It's Shake!
Mrs. HayP: Yes it is. The capital of Dijibouti is Shake.

*pronounciation: (soft g) gih-booty

10-27-10 Geometry

I look at my corrected test, and see that I got a super-awesome bat (the animal) sticker on the fornt for getting 103%. I said to Mrs. Petr "I love the super-awesome bat sticker!"
Mrs. Petr: You are the only person in all three of my geometry classes who got a sticker.
YAY!!! I feel smart!!!

10-27-10 before my first class

*lights shut off in the guacomole pod* Me: What dee heck? JoJo: I can make the lights come back on! Poof! *lights come back on* Me: Wicked! I mean really, what are the odds of her saying 'poof'' and the lights coming back at the same second? I love strange coinkeedinks.

10-23-10 rally at Mechuwana

Bree *looks at my watch* It's 12:02.
Me: What? It's hobo time?
JoJo: Clean your ears!

10-22-10 Homeroom

D-Shane (over loudspeaker): We gotta cheer for our sports teams this weekend! So, I'm gonna start a pep rally! Yep, right over the intercom! Homeroom teachers, open up your doors! Now everyone, gather at your door and yell "EA-GLES! EA-GLES! EA-GLES!"

fail.

10-21-10 Biology class

Mr. Hana: When you put two monosaccharides together, you get a disaccharide. It's like "Die, saccharide!"
Later in bio...
Mr. Hana is explaining that shape affects the functions of proteins. He was using a wad of tape as an example. When he was done, he gave the wad to Brad. Brad stuck it on his chest. Brad found his third boob!

10-20-10 History class

We were looking at Michaelangelo's Statue of David. Next we looked at Dontello's statue of David. This David is wearing a funny hhat and is standing on Goliath's head while impailing it with a sword. Mrs. HayP says "He's like "Ha! I'm standing on a giant's head while wearing an Easter bonnet!""

10-19-10 in the halls after school

Sam, JoJo and I are walking in the halls towards the stairs of death. I make a random, loud cackling noise. Then some junior girl walks around the corner, laughing. She says "I heard that!" Heh. Yeah. I'm perfectly sane. ;>)

10-19-10 English class

We are given literature books today. I open mine, and write in the spaces that say who the book was loaned to. First I wrote 'Tim the Enchanter.' Then 'The Black Knight.' Yep.

10-18-10 French class

Mrs. Drek has me stand up. She's teaching us about using 'c'est' and 'il/elle est' correctly. She says: "C'est Charlotte.* Elle est belle."
That makes me happy.

*Charlotte is my French class name.

10-18-10 History class

Kate: I was in Massachusetts for a game, and I was talking to some other kids. They thought that in Maine we chuck potatoes at eachother for fun.

10-14-10 Biology (again)

Mr. Hana: Sam! What is a kingdom? Sam: Uh, Disney!

10-14-10 Biology class

We were discussing the discovering of species. Mr. Hana told us that new species are found every day. I said: "So I could discover a new bug and call it a cow bug?"
Mr. Hana: "You could call it that, but you would have to make a species name.
Me: "Cowbuggyi?"*
Mr. Hana: "Sure! Make it sound all Latin-y and scientific."

*cowbuggyi: pronounciation: cow-bugg-ee-eye

10-14-10 Geometry class

*announcements goes over loud speakers* Mrs. Petr says "Now she says stuff twice on the announcements. I wonder if she does that at home. "Can you please pass the salt can you please pass the salt?" I wonder about these things. Later in class... Mrs. Petr: "Did you know that German is a lot like English? Like 'swimming pool' is 'shwimmen pool.' It's like English all squished together!"

10-8-10. Health class

Sub teacher: *doing attendance* Matt?
Matt: Here.
S T: That was a girl's voice. Matt?

Poor Matt. We die laughing.

10-7-10. History class

Me: Sam, stop tossing your cookies! Sam: I'm worshipping the porcelain god.

10-6-10. Study Hall

Sam: I didn't wear a bra today. Me: You just let them flap? Sam: Yeah! *does a schmexiiii schmalstonnnn*

10-5-10. Biology class

Kiki: So photoreceptors are only in our eyes? Mr. Hana: Yep. Me: So I can't see with my fingernails? *motions as if going to reach up my shirt*

10-5-10. right before Homeroom

Me: Avery lives inn Averyland. Nick: Yeah, or AVeryville. No, AveryTopia! Me: Perfect!

10-4-10. Geometry class

Jakayla: Mrs. Petr, you wrote 'angle' instead of 'degrees.' Mrs. Petr: Sorry, I'm on coke.

9-30-10. Biology class

Mr. Hana was talking about the whole, "fight, flight, or freeze" thingy. He used a research paper as an example. He was saying how you procrastinate (freeze) because the paper is a threat. So I pick up my brain chart and I make it advance threateningly towards JoJo. We both die of laughter.

9-30-10. Geometry class

Mrs. Petr: "Parallel lines are either on top of each other or never touching." Me: *finger-on-nose*

9-28-10. Homeroom

Sam is listed as a nominee on the ballot for homecoming king. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

9-24-10. Study Hall

Keegan: "I can move my man pecs! See! It's awesome! (moves pecs to techno theme) Doo, doo, doodoodoo doo-doo, doo, doo! doodoodoo doo-doo! (etc.) I spent like four hours last night doing it in the mirror."

9-22-10. Geometry class

Brenna and I were the only ones who got problemn 4 correct on the homework. OH YEAH!

9-21-10. Biology class

Mr. Hana: "Plants can communicate with each other. A tobacco plant will give off fumes that attract caterpillar-eating wasps when it is being eaten. The nearby plants will notice the fumes, and the plants will be like "Hey! Steve's screaming!" and they will give off the fumes too."

9-17-10. Study Hall

www.kyah.com blocked for the CIA

9-17-10. English class

My group was officially frustrated with the myhtology book and the 'context questions.' For one of the sentences, we were to use 'context clues' to find the definition of a colossus. We get so frustrated and John says "Edith Hamilton should be eaten by a colossus." Yesssss she should. Except we find out later that a colossus is a statue. Darn.

9-16-10. History class

I put my mardi gras beads around Sam's neck. Mrs. HayP says "Sam, you didn't just flash Adrielle to get those beads, did you?" Sam and I die of laughter. :P

9-15-10. Concert Choir class

Today in concert choir we listened to a horrible middle-school band. They were doing that classic 'dun, dun, dun-dun, DUN DUN!' dramatic sequence often found in movies (I think it have originnated fom starwars.) Oh my grpaes, it was absolutley horiffic! Everyone was completely off-key, and a lot of the instruments squeaked and screeched. It was soooo funny that I laughed my butt off, and I had a really hard time stopping my laughter even after class was over. IT WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS! I luaghed so hard I cried!