4-19 Biology

Mr. Hana: Peacocks with a lot of tail get a lot of t***. ;>)

5-16. Biology

We are going over the problem in the test which is estimating the height of the room.
Mr. Hana: *hits ceiling with meter stick*
KiKi: Yeah! i bet the physics people love that.
JoJo: Nah, you're just hitting the tiles. Bang on the metal part.
Mr. Hana: *bangs on metal frame*
Me: We should spend half a class banging on the ceiling with meter sticks!
Mr. Hana: It's a new lab we're doing!
JoJo: It's called "Annoy the physics people lab."

later...
JoJo's desk pooped Avery's old bio book.

5-15. Biology

Mr. Hana: *going over heredity pre-test* So how many chromosomes are in a human gamete? Well, it should be half of your first answer.
Cody: It should be a multiple of one.
*whole class laughs heartily*
JoJo: We are such math nerds that we find this hilarious.

5-5. Geometry

Mrs. Petr: I have many balls we can measure. I know the inuendo that goes along with playing with balls is very funny to 15-year-olds and 30-year-olds like myself.

5-2. History

Tia: My kid is gonna be named "Adolf Husain Osama."

4-28. Biology

We were talking about cooked Jerome (in the movie Gattaca.)
JoJo: "*opens door* Oh look, the chicken's done!"
Me: Tastes like Jerome!

4-28. History

Kate: My cousin had one of those dolls that talks, and she never changed the batteries so it was like *in scratchy voice* "Goo-goo- ga-ga." *normal voice* So we set it up in the dark for my brother and it was like *scratchy voice* "I'm hungry, mommy."